Posted by: katedaphne | June 17, 2008

Oh, I am SO in!

If they’ll have me, that is!
Who? Why, the Vet Mafia Bloggers!!!

Here’s my cred:
1. Gang name: The Barren-ess
2. Pic of me doing the gang sign — OK, here’s where the crew may blackball me — I can’t post a pic like that cuz my blog’s not only not anonymous, it’s also connected to me at work and to my employer. And as much as I’d like to not care about that, I need the paychecks to pay for my drug habit. (fertility drugs!) So I can’t do anything that could reflect poorly on my employer. May I submit instead a pic of my dog lifting his leg on a pee stick?
3. Vet button — see above, and, hopefully, right.
4. Crappiest thing a fertile ever said to me — well, the shitlist is long, but I think this one takes the cake. A (now former) friend told me I couldn’t have a child because in a former life I had hurt or killed a child. And so now I am here learning whatever it is I need to learn to atone for that. WTF?!?!?!?! I cried for weeks after that because even though I knew it was total crap, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Actually, it is even worse than that: As she was telling me this, I asked her to stop because it was upsetting me — and she KEPT GOING! Like I said, she’s no longer in my life.
5. Post link in a comment to VMB — ok am I crazy or are Initiation rules 5 and 7 the same? OR do I have to do it twice to get in? Being a VMB is so conFUSing!
6. Comment on five other VMB blogs — ok, off to Comment.
7. Ok, I will double comment — I am a dork that way.

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Responses

  1. Dude, you are *SO* in. I totally heart your name too.
    Where is that crappy fertile? Does she know you are in a gang now? Because VMB is so there if you want.

  2. Heck yeah, you’re in!

    That has got to be one of the worst things I’ve ever heard said to an IFer. She better be glad you weren’t rollin’ with us back then! 🙂

  3. you’re shittin me right? that former friend needs a VMB beat down.

    how about a pic of your hands in gang sign as a shodow projected on the wall?

  4. Good Grief! What a perfectly nasty thing to say – if her beliefs are to do with reincarnation or karma then that’s fine, but she should definitely hold back on saying anything that nasty. Hmph – all prickly on your behalf!!

    nycphoenix has a good idea of shadow hands!!

  5. yeah booooy! you’re in like flyn now gryl!

    don’t know to much about copyright infrigement, but check this out, i say use it, I mean its on Imageshack.

    catch u round dawg!!

    oh yeah and that beyotch who said that whacked sh*t betta not come round VMB’s…we may have to VMB her yo!

  6. Omg, how incredibly rude and uncalled-for. I’m glad she’s not part of your life anymore.

    NCLM.

  7. Hey, gyrlllll! “Patches” here!

    Ida had ya back! Ida been like “Woops! I’m all out of patches at the moment! Sorry”.

  8. Holy Effing S***!!!

    I can’t believe ANYONE would say something like that to you!

    DAMN!!!


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